My roomatezzz

Last year we were asked to find a roomate i chose saurav...Saurav jain....yeh as a jain he is a hard core vegeterian. He wont even let you breathe in front of him if you are havin any thin outside his veg domain. The second important thing is cricket ,he watches everythin in this world that has to do with the game. We talk a lot ,mostly on hindi movies. Ash's eyes ,priyankas hair , bipashas thighs and malikas ........ ! are our hot topics. Then "saurav sings " oh ! that is when you wanna hang yourself in the room , he rapes and murders songs . But i am afraid to die so i join the rape.....

Then we hear a knock at the door ....."enter Arunji "aka arunkumar the e - biz veteran .He traps dumbfuckz like saurav in the so called "lucrative sensation - e biz"...and saurav (who cant even sell sweater to an eskimo ) dint earn a single penny. Ya arunji , arunji is obssessed with saurav's bed , he says he has consummated with it . He in fact lives in the next room with saami but he is always in our room ,even saami is always in our room . I always feel that i ,saurav, saami and arun and saneem are roomates . Arun is in my department and we study together , in fact he tries to teach me ,ya it takes a lot of courage patience and skill to teach a retard like me. Next is saneem ....saneem is intelligent saneem is dumb .saneem is a sensation . HE cant hate people HE is the son of God. He never says anythin ill of anyone , but when it comes to me he is a different person , i bug him so much that he succumbs to violence.... he is too good for this world ,he cant say no to anyone .He is also a well accomplished singer in our room. Saneem goes oooooooooooo
oooooooo o o o o woh lamhe woh baatien............saami on the other hand is the only sensible person in our room but in the end even he guides us to commotion.



I will always remember the day we sang balatkari babu.... accordin to arunji he is not balatkari , he is a balatkaran...you ll puke if you happen to hear arunji talkin in hindi . Anyways i cherish the days with these people , when we sit talk and laugh i always feel one day we have to part and arunji will have to travel miles to empty a bottle of water or salt on my head . When we get busy with our lives will we get to sing balatkari babu again? I will wanna sing with you people anywhere and everywhere.......................

vivek