Friday, October 16, 2009

BLUE can give you the blues


Akshay kumar that is the new name for torture .I have no idea what he is trying to establish .Is he tryin to show that he can get away with the crappiest ,dumbest and brainless movies in this world? He has already proved this, that too 6 times in a row. He could have spared us on diwali at least .


The film revolves round an old ship "lady in blue" which sunk long back with a lot of merchandise. Sanjay dutt is the only person who knows where to find it , but he'll never comply to akshay who desperately wants to get the treasure. Then unfolds a brainless tale , where zayed khan comes in and makes you wanna slit open your wrists every second you see him onscreen. Zayed is trapped by some don or smuggler or drug dealer, god knows who,so zayed had to flee to his brother sanjay and get 5000000 dollars to payback the don.Akshay and zayed persuades sanjay to go for he sunken ship and get zayed out of trouble and the rest of the story is just painfull!!


The film entirely depends on the underwater shots,some ripped off fight sequences from torque and a large amount of lucrative cleavages, lara contributing 75% of it, showing her "dedication" for the movie. In the songs you can see sanjay and lara all over each other,and it as hard to ignore sanjay dutts moobs ,once he had a physique that every guy wanted to have but now i think it should be the dream of every girl ,dutt has been an inspiration to both the sexes. Akshay on the other had is a fish he can stay in water as long as he wants just give him a motor bike to breathe on.


Blue is not surfacin this diwali it is sinkin ,with an expressionless stone like zayed on board, it can never surface. You feel katrina is shabana when she acts with zayed . If you wanna see the underwater so badly just switch on the tv and keep watchin natgeo. This movie wont just take you underwater it will drown you and kill you there itself. The only thing that shall surface is Rahmans music as a requiem for the people who have seen the movie and for those who are gonna watch it!